Battle of Wits Restated

Congratulations to Bryan, who won last week's Battle of Wits, for this entry on the best mistaken disease definition:

Oh, I thought Plantar Fasciitis was when your geranium started goosestepping around the livingroom.

Bryan therefore wins an authentic Hungarian figurine.

This week's battle:


Invent a cheesy line of dialogue that thankfully was dropped from a movie. Name the movie, the scene, and the line.

Poor Examples:

[Spartacus, Virinia looking up at the crucified Spartacus] "I hope you're not cross with me."

[Saving Private Ryan, the opening scene] "This is no day at the beach."

The winner receives a pencil from a major Montreal law firm.


You have until May Day.

Posted by chrisdye on April 24, 2005 with category tags of

8 comments
Wombats have never stopped me before!
   comment by dustin (#1) on April 20, 2005

Does the line have to be connected to a specific, real movie? Or can it just be any horrendous line of dialogue?
   comment by goodladd (#144) on April 21, 2005

Love is like a porcupine: prickly on the outside but when you cook it it tastes like chicken.
   comment by Adrienne (#149) on April 21, 2005

"...and that's why I never say 'anus'!"
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on April 21, 2005

"I had trouble rebounding from my trampoline accident."
   comment by Bryan (#22) on April 22, 2005

[High Fidelity, as John Cusack's character shouts after a couple of teenage shoplifters] "Come back! Do you really want to have a criminal record at your age?!"

I personally enjoy this one, too:

[Billy Elliot, an intense scene during which the title character's dance instructor scolds him for being late] "You're a Silly Sally if you dilly dally with the ballet, Billy."
   comment by goodladd (#144) on April 24, 2005

Ah, I get it...

Will return later...
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on April 24, 2005

"Luke, I'm your father and I built C3PO so he's your half-brother." -- Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in Empire Strikes Back
   comment by William Frantz on May 5, 2005

   

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