Battle of Wits RestatedCongratulations to Bryan, who won last week's Battle of Wits, for this entry on the best mistaken disease definition:
Oh, I thought Plantar Fasciitis was when your geranium started goosestepping around the livingroom.
Bryan therefore wins an authentic Hungarian figurine.
This week's battle:
Invent a cheesy line of dialogue that thankfully was dropped from a movie. Name the movie, the scene, and the line.
Poor Examples:
[Spartacus, Virinia looking up at the crucified Spartacus] "I hope you're not cross with me."
[Saving Private Ryan, the opening scene] "This is no day at the beach."
The winner receives a pencil from a major Montreal law firm.
You have until May Day.
8 comments Wombats have never stopped me before! | |
Does the line have to be connected to a specific, real movie? Or can it just be any horrendous line of dialogue? | |
Love is like a porcupine: prickly on the outside but when you cook it it tastes like chicken. | |
"...and that's why I never say 'anus'!" | |
"I had trouble rebounding from my trampoline accident." | |
[High Fidelity, as John Cusack's character shouts after a couple of teenage shoplifters] "Come back! Do you really want to have a criminal record at your age?!"
I personally enjoy this one, too:
[Billy Elliot, an intense scene during which the title character's dance instructor scolds him for being late] "You're a Silly Sally if you dilly dally with the ballet, Billy." | |
Ah, I get it...
Will return later... | |
"Luke, I'm your father and I built C3PO so he's your half-brother." -- Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in Empire Strikes Back | |
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