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eg. As his weeks-long battle with constipation finally and unexpectedly resolves itself, Bill Gates reaches for the nearest approximation of toilet paper.

eg. With the anti-trust hearings going poorly, Bill frantically tries ctrl-alt-deleting himself.

Posted by goodladd on March 12, 2007 with category tags of

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In reply to Senator Ted Stevens' question about canned meat plugging up all of the tubes of the Internets, Bill Gates slowly removed his name plate before dashing from the hearing room.

or

Much to Melinda's horror, Bill reveals who he thinks should be the next contestant on Skating with the Stars.
   comment by stretch (#87) on March 12, 2007

As the inquiry got closer to the truth, Bill thought he just might be able to sneak out.

or

When asked "Who do you think you are?!", he wordlessly pulled the answer from his pocket and placed it on the table before him. Checkmate, motherfucker.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on March 12, 2007

Bill: Oh, I seem to have picked my own name in the raffle.

Everyone: BOO!

Bill: I'm keeping the watch.
   comment by Alex (#118) on March 12, 2007

HAHAHA! Awesome :)
   comment by Bryan (#22) on March 12, 2007

After years of bossing people around rather than doing the dirty work himself, it has come to the fact that Bill Gates can't even lift a piece of paper without giving himself a hernia.
   comment by registeredname (#141) on March 12, 2007

   

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