Saddam Show
A short skit because I had to leave in the middle of writing it.GEORGE BUSH: Saddam Hussein, you're an evil man, I hate you. What do you have to say for yourself?
SADDAM: It's OK, I had Subway for lunch!
GEORGE BUSH: Oh, then that's a different story. You simply must have a prime time TV show.
CUT TO THE SADDAM SHOW SET.
SADDAM: Hello, everybody! I'm Saddam Hussein, I've got my own show now.
AUDIENCE: Booooooo!
SADDAM: But we have some great guests. Martha Stuart and Rosie O' Donnel!
AUDIENCE: Booooooooooooooooooooo!
SADDAM: Ok. Let's bring them out here!
BAND PLAYS, AND MARTHA AND ROSIE APPEAR.
SADDAM: Hey! So how've you two been doing?
ROSIE: Oh, y'know. Not much. Just been singing a happy song, sing a happy song, ding ding ding goes the trolley!
SADDAM: If you don't shut up I swear to Allah I will nuke you!
MARTHA: When making a nike, I prefer the millitary grade plutonium, as opposed to the kind you can buy at the local black market. Both of you shut up!
SADDAM BANGS HIS FIST, PRESSING A BUTTON, SETTING OFF THE NUKE.
THE END.
| Posted by nose on December 29, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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