Battle of Wits #3Congratulations to Sean, who wins last week's much more vivacious Battle of Wits, for answering : Q:I spy with my little eye something that is misplaced. What is it? A: Your big eye. [ed: thanks Mariana for the correction]Sean therefore wins ale.
This Week's Battle:
Come up with a rhyming couplet that helps remind you of something unnecessary to be reminded about. Weak examples:
-Count to three, then count one more, if you want to count to four. -In order to see the moon, Avoid all eye-gouging racoons.
You have until December 31, 23:59:59.
10 comments If your monkey starts to act up Give him some banana in a cup.
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To operate a paper clip, Make sure its tight, or it will slip. | |
Roterdam, I hate the Hague But I love a Dutch woman's hairless leg | |
Kidnap elfs, then ransom back To ensure gifts from santas sack
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Sean's response was, in fact, "Your big eye". ***** Having trouble with that pen? Remove the cap from the writing end
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If you wake and it's still dark Open your eyes and have a lark | |
When life is sad, we tend towards weeping If dirt is about, it's time for sweeping Late at night, as time is creeping Don't forget, lie down when sleeping | |
When bar school is over and done There is nothing left to do but pun.
Unecessary to be reminded about it.
Dear kind judge, Please accept my first submission as official. You're nice.
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If your baby has begun to teethe, Remember that children need to breathe.
Grip the child hard by the collar, Squeeze it tight and get a dollar.
OR MORE!
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There's an important trick to the rhyming game: The ends of both lines should sound the same.
(i can't believe i won the last; many thanks, chris dye, and a happy holidays to all!) | |
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